To the 9/11 Commission Notetaker
Dear Official Notetaker of the 9/11 Commission,
When President Bush and Vice-President Cheney testify
before the 9/11 Commission, besides recording their
statements, please take note of the number of times the
following actions occur:
1. Dick Cheney kicks George W. under the table.
2. Dick Cheney coughs, while George W. glances over to
him.
3. Dick Cheney scratches his nose, while George W. stares at
him imploringly.
4. Dick Cheney yawns and discreetly smacks George W.
upside the head.
5. Dick Cheney shoots a mind control beam at George W.
6. Dick Cheney whispers, "Purple Monkey Dishwasher."
Yours truly,
A Patriotic American
NV Thanks To Blair L
3:09:41 AM
